sidewalk cafe

a thirty-something mother found herself single with four children.  she turned to online dating.  she met a man who had moved from new york city to phoenix arizona.  he arrived in arizona with a minivan.. now mind you this man has no children.  when this single lady asked him why he drove a minivan.. he simply stated "i own a sidewalk cafe".  ok... cute pictures of a sidewalk cafe come into your mind right?  imagine sitting outside on a brisk morning enjoying a cup of coffee and reading your newspaper.  wrong!  this man's sidewalk cafe??  the hot dog stand outside of your very own home depot.